just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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