is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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