it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Blow job season was short but glorious.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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