what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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