somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
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i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
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I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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