I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
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Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
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You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.