i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
The power of my boobs compel you
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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