There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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