I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
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At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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