dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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