idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
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I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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