do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
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you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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