fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
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Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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