nut hugger
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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