I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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