So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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