Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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