She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
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You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
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I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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