And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
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I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize