so explain again why im purple
no
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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