Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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