she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
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I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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