I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Best friends brother. Beat that.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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