then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
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literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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