I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
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Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
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So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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