who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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