i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
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the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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