Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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