How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I'm really busy with my period
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