she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
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Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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