you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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