Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
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She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
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No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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