two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
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Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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