Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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