Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
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Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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