Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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