help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
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at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
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You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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