Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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