She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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