he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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