watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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