im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
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If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
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I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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