come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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