you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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Someone came in the potted fern
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
He did a backflip because drugs
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