Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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