she was so not down for the gang bang
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
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He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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