how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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