on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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