White coat. Heels.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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