Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
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Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
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I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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