just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
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